Mike wanted to be part of the team. He was told college would a place where you might get hazed? He didn’t know the gay boys would be hazing him. They all drank a bunch of beer and decided to spank him with a paddle.
It was just his first day at college and all the boys wanted to play with him. He never had a gay experience. He had to go to college to get hazed by a gang of gay students. They teased him and called him a fag. Maybe it’s because they saw him looking at someones ball sack on 4chan.